abhimaan's pov

thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

biwi itni sundar ho toh usse baat karneko har samay bahana chahiye.

rubbing soap on my body as i swayed my body while reciting the tune , i continued to give my shampoo bottles a concert

a research said that singing while taking a shower makes the whole experience more interesting and pati ko zinda rehna ho toh apni patni ko roz compliment karna chahiye

i used to wonder why all the men in my family feared their women the most , unke dard par hasta tha mae

now i totally understand why everytime mom screamed at dad , he would drop everything and come back home just to apologise

biwi ko pareshan karoge toh kabh voh jolly molly se jolly joseph ban jayegi bhagwan jaane

(jolly joseph is a serial killer you should watch her documentary i loved her🤭)

i heard a click sound as if someone locked the door from outside

must be my hallucination cause why would someone lock me in my own bathroom

WHY WOULD SOMEONE NOT???

when vridha is your wife you need to be ready for anything

running towards the door naked AS I FUCKING FORGOT MY TOWEL OUTSIDE

i found it locked???? NO NO NO

OH GOD

YE PATNI HAE YA RAKSHAS

"godamn vridha open the door"

konse bathroom mae bahar se lock hota hae? ykw lemme get out of here i will kill this women

"if i were you i'd make sure to not mess with my wife again , good night my love not like you'd get some sleep inside the washroom , but i heard the maids saying about some spider inside anyways KISSES"

YE BADLA LE RAHI HAE????

why did i think making her pissed was the right idea

no way she will let me be inside , in the cold

WITH SPIDERS

WHILE I AM BUTT NAKED???? WHAT IF THEY CRAWL INSIDE MY ASS???????

I DONT HAVE A FUCKING PEGGING KINK

obviously unless vridha is into it

WAIT WHAT?????

"MAE KHOON KARDUNGA VRIDHA TUMHARA"

"biwi jaan khol do please"

begging her idk how many times but i got no response in return

DID SHE SERIOUSLY LEAVE ME?????

meri matt mar gayi thi jo mene vridha ko pareshan kiya

vridha ke mahadev ik this is a very awkward situation par please apni vridha ko thodi buddhi do taaki vo apne pati parmeshwar ko khol de

author's pov

walking back inside the room in her freshly changed pajama she entered the walk in closet to check up on abhimaan

trying to control her laugh as she could hear him murmur something that said "mahadev ji bachalo"

vridha finally opened the door

only to see him trying to cover his butt with his hands while pacing around the bathroom

"galat jagah haath hae you should try to cover your dick instead"

a loud scream echoed the room as abhimaan threw the shampoo bottle WHICH HIT RIGHT ON VRIDHA'S HEAD

"PAGAL HOGAYE HO KYA GADHE KAHIKE???"

rubbing her forehead as she looked at him with nothing but disbelief while abhimaan was toooo stunned to speak

"lagi? dikhao mujhe yaha aao"

trying to walk towards her while minding his steps as all the shampoo was spilled on the floor

he tried to pull her in for a hug

"BEWAKUF INSAAN ATLEAST COVER YOURSELF FIRST"

pushing him slightly only for him to lose his balance as he fell on his butt , covered in shampoo

"DAKHA KYU MAARA CHUDAIL"

he screamed loudly and hearing him scream vridha screamed too (bhai ye log pagal ho gaye hae😭😭)

"TUM KYU CHILLA RAHI??????"

"KYUKI TUMNE CHILAYA ABHI"

trying to stand up again only to fall back down he asked her to take his hand and pull him

"mae kyu haath du , khud utho"

she walked away from him

WHILE ABHIMAAN WAS STILL TOTALLY NAKED

LYING ON THE FLOOR

COVERED IN SHAMPOO

he held onto her leg , trying to get some support which ended up resulted in her falling on top of his dick making him groan in pain

"i would've loved this some other day but please for the sake of our future children uth jao vridha"

another scream interrupted them but this time it wasn't abhimaan nor it was vridha , IT WAS REYANSH?????

all 3 of them screamed again while the whole room was full of chaos

"SORRY TO INTERRUPT PLEASE MUJHE JALDI EK NEICE DEDO"

running away from them reyansh stood outside their room , trying to digest whatever he saw

he devilishly smiled walking towards others , ready to spill some tea

while on the other end abhimaan pushed vridha off his lap , groaning and cursing in pain

"marjao bhai tum SUAR KAHIKI"

"MARNE GAYI TOH THI , UCHAL UCHAL KE TUM HI BACHANE AAYE THE MUJHE , SUAR KE PATI MAHA SUAR KAHIKE"

vridha's pov

abhimaan looked at me awkwardly as i just stared back at him with my mouth totally shut

making jokes on my trauma was something that always helped me since childhood , growing up i thought i lost this mechanism but nvm

man was too stunned to speak as he continued to stare at my face with a dead look

quietly getting up from the ground with the help of the basin , i gave him a weird look

the awkwardness in the room made me want to kill myself

wait no , no killing myself

with a lip tight smile i said "i'll go use the guest bathroom"

nodding his head i quickly left my spot but before i could step out of the door he called my name

"vridha suno"

"ha"

"towel"

grabbing the towel from the room i quickly threw it inside without looking at him

i bet it landed right on his face but i don't care , i am just too embarrassed right now for this bullshit

oh god , first reyansh and now this joke

aaj ka din aur kitna embarrassing ho sakta hae

mahadev ji aapko aaj kuch extra bore nahi ho raha???? meri hi zindagi milti hae kya aapko

reyansh's pov

walking back to the living room , i couldn't control my laughter

didn't know bhai was a sub

the loud screams woke us up and i am not disappointed

"you guys won't believe what i just saw"

sitting on the couch with my legs crossed and excitement all over my face , i clapped my hands as if trying to prepare myself

both inaya and ritika waited for me to spill the beans while i just couldn't contain my laugh inside

"bolega bhi?" inaya said while rolling her eyes and oh did she look so hot

anyways bhatak raha hae tu reyansh

YES BACK TO THE TOPIC

a chuckle left my mouth as i swallowed the rest of the laughter

"behave toh ese karra jaise tune bhai bhabhi ko sex karte huve dekh liya"

ritika's words made me give her a look

THAT LOOK.

wide eyes , a smile reaching my ear as if i was surprised , shocked and excited

"DONT TELL ME OMGGG FR????"

throwing the pillow away from her lap as she excitedly stood up

all three of us jumped in circles , giggling and dancing at the possibilities of what might be currently happening inside the room

bhai ko toh kacha nimbu samjha tha par vo toh khiladi nikle .

I CANT WAIT TO HAVE A LITTLE NEICE OMG I AM GOING TO BE THE COOLEST UNCLE (he's succha babygirl omg😭)